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Have you ever seen your girlfriend or boyfriend look lovingly at the TV and you can see in their eyes that they love that character more than they love you?
This song is about what happens when that character is Scott Bakula.
We know that the man himself got to hear it. It was used for a presentation at his 50th birthday party and we even were requested to make special CDs to send as party favors!
lyrics
I used to watch Quantum Leap,
Every night with my girlfriend.
Al and Sam, they leaped through time,
And I felt like they were my best friends.
Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent,
Chance of a broken heart.
Scott Bakula,
Never played Dracula,
Laid down the smackula on the bad guys.
Well, he was honest and sharing,
Loving and caring,
The kind of guy who would always do the right thing.
Clever and handsome,
And so friggin’ sensitive,
And I’m not Scott.
He was sweet enough to tame the fire,
In that self-empowered Murphy Brown chick,
I even bought Lord of Illusions,
Even though that movie kinda sucked.
Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent,
Chance that the ending’s sad.
Scott Bakula,
Never smoked crackula,
Played quarterbackula in Necessary Roughness.
Well, he was honest and sharing,
Loving and caring,
The kind of guy who would always do the right thing.
Clever and handsome,
And so friggin’ sensitive,
And I’m not Scott.
He’s nice enough to play a gay guy,
He’s cool enough to star in sci-fi,
He’s man enough to helm a starship,
And I’m the type of dude who would feel up that Vulcan chick.
Ziggy said there’s a 98 percent,
Chance that I’m a prick.
I’ll never be Scott Bakula.
No one can love Scott Bakula can love you.
He possesses all the traits,
That I sorely lackula.
Sometimes I just want to,
Punch him in the sackula,
Because I’m not Scott.
Sustained by seismic psych riffs, proggy shifts, and vivid sci-fi storytelling, these Milwaukee cosmonauts command respect. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 29, 2023
