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Ah, there's nothing like hearing from an ex that makes the blood boil and brings out the worst in everyone. Who wants to hear about how great their life is going? I mean, why call, why contact? Why should I care about how you feel now? Because you need closure? You need to torture me more because you want closure?! Really, that's awesome of you.
Anyway, this track is about someone who broke your heart getting into contact with you way afterwards and for no apparent reason other than to make you feel bad. Sonically it's like Barenaked Ladies with some Cheap Trick thrown in on the bridge to make it huge.
lyrics
I've been waiting so long for you to call,
but now you're finally here and I'm a wreck.
Worked out a little, even did my hair,
but I'm not the man I used to be back there.
I hope you have an ugly boyfriend,
I hope you're working at a carwash,
I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay,
I hope your best years passed you up.
I dodged a bullet,
One or two since then,
You're not the only one who still calls me up.
I'm still the jerkoff who listens to your problems,
I never told you all the times,
I'd wished you died in a car crash.
I hope you have an ugly boyfriend,
I hope you're working at a carwash,
I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay,
I hope your best years passed you up.
I'm eating out my heart.
I’m eating out my heart.
And I’m not happy for you,
That you’re a better person without me.
I’m so glad you decided to apologize,
When I’m too numb to care,
I’m just too numb to care.
I hope you have an ugly boyfriend,
I hope you're working at a carwash,
I hope your life went down the drain and everything is not okay,
I hope your best years passed you up.
Sustained by seismic psych riffs, proggy shifts, and vivid sci-fi storytelling, these Milwaukee cosmonauts command respect. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 29, 2023